10$ステーキはいくらですか？

Me: Hello, how are you?
Customer: I'm goooood, thanks.
Customer: Do you still have a 10$ steak?
Me: Yes, we have.
Customer: How much is it?
Me: （；￣д￣） ...it's 10$.
Customer: (￣▼￣|||) ...LOL!!!

お皿ちょうだい

CustomerA: Excuse me.
Me: May I help you?
CustomerA: Dishhhhhh.
Me: Would you like to order?
CustomerA: Nooooo. Dishhhhhh.
Me: Are you still waiting for your meal?
CustomerA: Nooooo! Dishhhhhh!
CustomerB: Two dish, two dish.
Me: Ohhhh, ok. You need some extra plates?
CustomerA: Yeeeeeees!!! Dishhh, dishhhhhhh.
Me: Sure. I'll bring for you two more plates.

マッシュルームとマッシュポテト

Me: Hello, what can I help for you? :)
Customer: Hi! Mediun, mushroom!
Me: Would you like to have a 10$ steak?
Customer: Yes, yes. Steak, steak.
Me: Chips or mash?
Customer: Mushroom, mushroom!
Me: Fries or mash potato?
Customer: Ohh ok, ok................. Muuuuuuuuu................Fries!
Me: Chips and salad?
Customer: Yeeees.
Me: Anything elase?
Customer: ??????
Me: 10$ steak, medium, chips and salad, mushroom sauce. Is that all?
Customer: Yes, thank you! :)
Me: 10$ please. Thank you. :)

ミディアムをノーマルというお客さん

Me: Hi, how are you?  :)
Customer: Good, thanks. :) 
Customer: Can I have a ten dollar steak?
Me: Sure, how would you like your steak cooked?
Customer: Chips.
Me: ...Any sauce?
Customer: What's do you have?
Me: Pepper, Mushroom or redwine.
Customer: Say again? :@
Me: Pepper, Mushroom or redwine.
Customer: Pepper, Mushrooooooooooooooooo,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Mushroom! :)
Me: How would you like your steak cooked?
Customer: ?????
Me: Rare? Medium? Well done?
Customer: Ohh Ohh OK!
Customer: Normal.
Me: Medium?
Customer: Muuuuu, yes, yes. Normal.
Me: Would you like chips and salad?
Customer: Yes, yes.
Me: Anything else?
Customer: Nooooo.
Me: Ten dollar please. Thank you! :)