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(at the till)

Me: Hello how are you? How can I help you?
Customer: Can I have a fried egg?
Me: ... just a fried egg?
Customer: Yes. Is it possible to order a fried egg?
Me: ...Well...I'm not sure, it's not on our menu. I'd better check with the chef for you.
Customer: Thanks.

(in the kitchen, very busy peak time)

Me: Excuse me!
Head chef: What do you want?!
Me: I have customer she is asking if you can serve a fried egg or not!
Head chef: A what?!?! A fried egg???
Me: Yeah! Just a fried egg!
Head chef: What?!?! Are you for sure??? Tell the customer to F**K OFF!!!
Me: You mean, you can't??
Head chef: ...charge them F***'in three dollars!!!
Me: Ok, thanks!!!

(in the floor)

Food runner: Here you are. (serve the fried egg to the customer.) Enjoy!
Customer: ...Excuse me. This egg is too runny for me. I want it cooked more. Can you ask the chef to cook both sides?
Food runner: I will ask them.
Customer: Thanks.

(in the kitchen)

Food runner: Excuse me!
Head chef: What do you want?!?!
Food runner: Customer wants this cooked both sides!
Head chef: It's not on the docket to cook turn over!  
Food runner: I know! The customer said she didn't ask but she doesn't like it this runny!
Head chef: F***'in customer!!! (threw the fried egg on the grill and grumbling)
Food runner: Thanks chef!

(Head chef yells to the till from the kitchen)

Head chef: No more extra orders! No more special requests!! No substitutions, please!!!
Me: Ok chef! (wry grin)