普通ではありえない注文

Me: Hi, how can I help you?
Customer: Do you have some eggs?
Me: Yes we have. What would you like?
Customer: Can I have a fried egg?
Me: A fried egg? (￣◇￣;)
Customer: Yeah, I just want to have a fried egg.　(￣- ￣ )
Me: Weeell, we don't have the meal on our menu so I have to ask our manager. Just a moment.

Me: A customer want to order a fried egg. ...Just fried egg. Is that possible to take order?
Manager: LOL. Are you serious? Which customer that?
Me: She is standing in front of the till and wearing a pink top.
Manager: Hmm, that's ok. No worries. Just nice to her. Take 2$ charge from her, ok?
Me: OK, thanks.

Me: OK, we can make a fried egg for you. It's 2$. Is that OK for you?
Customer: 2$? Hmm. Ok. Thank you.

止まらない質問

Me: Hello, how are you?
Customer: Haaaai,,, do you have any oysters?
Me: Sorry, we don't have any oysters.
Customer: Yeahhh, I know that,,,
Customer: What is the seafood plater in it?
Me: It's on the board up there or in the menu here. Deep fried crabs, prawns,,,,
Customer: Hmmmm... ok....... Hmmmmm..... yeah... maybe  not....
Customer: What kind of seafood do you have?
Me: Here is what we have. Fish and chips, calamari and chips....
Customer: Hmmmm... Nooooo. Nooooo, I can't dicide yet...
Me: The salmon is good. We always buy the local market. They are very fresh and taste good.
Customer: Noooo, I don't feel like salmon today.
Me: How about fresh prawns? That's taste very good too.
Customer: Yeah.. I like prawns. Do they have skins?
Me: Yes they have skins but we just got it in this morning.
Customer: Nooo, nooo, nooo, not prawn for me.
Customer: Hmmmmm.... how about this sole?
Me: It's white fish, comes with herb butter, lemon, chips and salad.
Customer: Any bones?
Me: Yes, they have some bones.
Customer: Ahhhh, really?? I don't want have that at all. Taste good?
Me: Yes. I had once last week. That was lovely. I enjoy that.
Customer: Really? Hmmmm... No no no no no,,,, Sorry next time.

こんがらがっている注文

Me: Hello, can I help you?
Customer: Yes. Can I have 3 10$ steaks. One is rare, one is well done, one is medium well.
Me: Chips or mash?
Customer: One is chips, one is mash, one is chips. .......Two chips, one mash.
Me: Rare steak with chips?
Customer: No. Mash potato.
Me: Rare steak with mash potato?
Customer: ...Yeeees.
Me: Any sauces?
Customer: Yes. One is mushroom, one is pepper.
Me: Rare steak with mash and mushroom?
Customer: Nooooo! mushroom and pepper.
Me: Ok. I need combinations. Could I ask you again?
First steak rare cook, mash potato and mushroom sauce?
Customer: ...Yeeeeeeeeeeeees...
Me: Second steak well done, chips and pepper sauce?
Customer: No sauce.
Me: Ok. Second steak well done, chips and no sauce?
Customer: ...Yeeees.
Me: Last steak medium well, chips and pepper sauce?
Customer: No, no, no. no sauce, no sauce.
Me: No pepper sauce?
Customer: No, no, no. One is mushroom, one is pepper.
Me: Which steak would you like to have pepper sauce?
Customer: ...???...
Me: First steak rare, mash potato and mushroom sauce. Second steak well done, chips and no sauce. Last steak medium well, chips and pepper sauce?
Customer: Ahhh sorry. Second steak pepper sauce.
Me: First steak rare, mash potato and mushroom sauce. Second steak well done, chips and pepper sauce. Last steak medium well, chips and no sauce?
Customer: Yes, yes. 3 steaks.
Me: That's 30$. Thank you.

10$ステーキはいくらですか？

Me: Hello, how are you?
Customer: I'm goooood, thanks.
Customer: Do you still have a 10$ steak?
Me: Yes, we have.
Customer: How much is it?
Me: （；￣д￣） ...it's 10$.
Customer: (￣▼￣|||) ...LOL!!!

マッシュルームとマッシュポテト

Me: Hello, what can I help for you? :)
Customer: Hi! Mediun, mushroom!
Me: Would you like to have a 10$ steak?
Customer: Yes, yes. Steak, steak.
Me: Chips or mash?
Customer: Mushroom, mushroom!
Me: Fries or mash potato?
Customer: Ohh ok, ok................. Muuuuuuuuu................Fries!
Me: Chips and salad?
Customer: Yeeees.
Me: Anything elase?
Customer: ??????
Me: 10$ steak, medium, chips and salad, mushroom sauce. Is that all?
Customer: Yes, thank you! :)
Me: 10$ please. Thank you. :)