ミディアムレアをミディアムロー、ミディアムウェルをミディアムダンというお客さん

Me: Hi, how are you?
CustomerA: Two ten doller steaks, please.
Me: How would you like your steak cooked?
CustomerA: Medium low.
CustomerB: Medium done.
Me: Medium rare and medium well?
CustomerB: Not burned. Not blood. Not medium. More medium.
CustomerA: Medium but more blood.
Me: Chips or mash?
CustomerA: Chips.
CustomerB: Chips.
Me: Chips and salad?
CustomerB: Yes.
CustomerA: No salad. Chips.
Me: Chips only?
CustomerA: Yes.
Me: Any sauce? Mushroom, pepper or redwine.
CustomerA: Hmm, mushroom.
CustomerB: No sauce.
Me: Anything else?
CustomerA: No.
Me: Ok, I got two steaks. First one is medium rare, chips only, mushroom sauce. Second one is medium well, chips and salad, no sauce?
CustomerA: Yes.
CustomerB: Yes.
Me: Thank you. Twenty dollers please.