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休みを取りたいけど、その変わり別の日に働けますよ！とアピールしたい場合のメール

レストランでカジュアル勤務していると、休みを申請して休めばその分自分の収入がなくなるので、自分が勤務可能な別の日にシフトに入れてもらえれば有難いな、、、なんて思うことがよくあります。

Subject: Day off Request Cyara

Hello XXX,

I'd like to take Mon 23th Dec and 24th Tue Dec off.
If needed I am available to work 27th and 28th Dec as well as 3rd and 4th of January weekends.

Thank you,
Cyara

休みを1日取りたい場合のメール

休みを取りたい場合、一般的に2週間前には担当者に通知しなければならないという義務があり、「Two Weeks Notice」と言います。ここ最近はメールで通知しなければならない事が多くなりました。

Subject: Day off Request Cyara

Hello XXX,

I'd like to take Saturday 25th May off to attend my friends wedding.

Thank you,
Cyara

本当にあった信じられない注文にシェフは、、、

(at the till)

Me: Hello how are you? How can I help you?
Customer: Can I have a fried egg?
Me: ... just a fried egg?
Customer: Yes. Is it possible to order a fried egg?
Me: ...Well...I'm not sure, it's not on our menu. I'd better check with the chef for you.
Customer: Thanks.

(in the kitchen, very busy peak time)

Me: Excuse me!
Head chef: What do you want?!
Me: I have customer she is asking if you can serve a fried egg or not!
Head chef: A what?!?! A fried egg???
Me: Yeah! Just a fried egg!
Head chef: What?!?! Are you for sure??? Tell the customer to F**K OFF!!!
Me: You mean, you can't??
Head chef: ...charge them F***'in three dollars!!!
Me: Ok, thanks!!!

(in the floor)

Food runner: Here you are. (serve the fried egg to the customer.) Enjoy!
Customer: ...Excuse me. This egg is too runny for me. I want it cooked more. Can you ask the chef to cook both sides?
Food runner: I will ask them.
Customer: Thanks.

(in the kitchen)

Food runner: Excuse me!
Head chef: What do you want?!?!
Food runner: Customer wants this cooked both sides!
Head chef: It's not on the docket to cook turn over!
Food runner: I know! The customer said she didn't ask but she doesn't like it this runny!
Head chef: F***'in customer!!! (threw the fried egg on the grill and grumbling)
Food runner: Thanks chef!

(Head chef yells to the till from the kitchen)

Head chef: No more extra orders! No more special requests!! No substitutions, please!!!
Me: Ok chef! (wry grin)

笑われたスペルの間違い

(at the till)

Me: Hello how are you? May I help you?
Customer: Can I have today's special, the Lobster Mornay?
Me: Sure. Anything else?
Customer: Can I also have extra mornay sauce? I really enjoy the sauce.
Me: I'm sorry, can you give me just a second, I need to check if there is an extra charge.

(in the kitchen)

Me: Excuse me, can you do extra sauce for the lobster?
Head chef: Yes we can.
Me: How much is the charge for extra sauce?
Head chef: It is two dollars, fifty cents.
Me: Ok, thanks!

(at the till)

Me: Thank you for waiting. They do extra sauce for the lobster. It is two dollars, fifty cents. Is that ok for you?
Customer: Two dollars fifty? Yeah that's ok. I'll take it.
Me: Ok, one lobster mornay with extra sauce, twenty seven dollars and fifty cents please.
Customer: Here you are. (Gave to me thirty dollars)
Me: Thanks, and here is your change (Gave customer two dollars, fifty cents change.)

(in the kitchen)

The customer's order was printed out and the chef saw the docket.

Head Chef: LOL!!!
Sous Chef: What's wrong?
Head Chef: Extra money sauce!
All kitchen staff: LOL!!

Me (from the till to the kitchen): I can hear you guys! What's wrong???

Head Chef: You mixed up the words! M・O・R・N・A・Y! NOT MONEY!
Sous Chef: Ha ha! Extra sauce makes extra money, yes it is! LOL!
Me: LOL!

CCとJDとは

お客さんから、

Can I have a CC and coke (シーシーアンドコーク)?

とか、

Can I have a JD and coke (ジェーディーアンドコーク)?

とよく注文される。

CC and cokeは、Canadian Club and Coke
JD and cokeは、Jack Daniels and Coke

の略語。

Jack Daniels and Cokeは、

Jack and Coke
Jack n Coke
Jack and Cocacola
Jack daniels and Coke

同じ飲み物だけど、いろんな言い方がありますね。

休みたい！休暇届けってどう書くの？

メールでマネージャーに休暇届けを申請する場合の例文

Subject: Leave Request Cyara

Hello XXX,

I'd like to request the following days off:

31st December

I'd also like to request the following time off:

14th January to 27th January. (I go to Japan for a holiday)
I can start back on the 28th.

Thank you.

Regards,
Cyara

申請した休暇届けの日付を変更したい場合の例文

Subject: Regarding time off‏

Hello XXX,

How are you? I'd like to adjust my request for time off to the
16th January to 29th January.
I can start back on the 30th of January.

Thank you for your time.

Regards,
Cyara

ご注文の品は全て揃っておりますでしょうか？

Me: Will that be all?

Me: Is everything OK?

Customer: Yes, thank you.

Customer: Yes, thanks.

Customer: Yes, we are fine, thanks.

Customer: I'm still waiting for my steak.

Customer: I'm fine but my friend is still waiting for her steak.

Customer: We're still waiting for our pizza.

同じ飲み物なんだけど...

Me: How are you?
CustomerA: I'm good. Yourself?
Me: I'm good too. What can I help you with?
CustomerA: Can I please have a lift and lemon squash?
Me: ... Well... Lift and lemon squash are the same drink.
CustomerA: Ahh, is it??? :@
Me: Yeah they are the same drink. We have only the one brand.
CustomerA: Ahh ok doesn't matter. :D Two of those please.
(I just finish pouring the drinks and put on the bar as the customer's friend came to the bar.)
CustomerB: Which is mine?
Me: ...

お酒を持ち込んで勝手に飲んでいるお客さん

Me: Excuse me, are you drinking your own drinks?
Customer: Yeah, why not?
Me: I'm sorry our restaurant is not a BYO restaurant, if you want to have some alcohol, you have to buy it from here.
Customer: Really? I havn't finished my drink yet. Can I finish it?
Me: Sorry it is not permitted in the restaurant. Could you please put it away now?
Customer: Ahh ok.
Me: Thanks.

(After a few minutes.)

Customer: ... (customer is ignoring my warning and still drinking same alcohol.)
Me: Excuse me, I told you before.
Customer: Ahhh I know, I'll finish it up.
Me: Well, I'll grab beverage menu for you if you want to drink. Though if you continue to drink your alcohol here I'll have to call a bouncer.
Customer: Ah, no no no no, I stop now. I promise.
Me: Thanks. Sigh.

フィッシュ　アンド　マッシュ

Me: Hello how are you? May I help you?
Customer: Can I have fish and chips but can I get it without chips?
Me: Would you like to have only fish and salad?
Customer: Can I get mash instead of chips?
Me: Yes you can.
Customer: Thanks.
Me: One fish and chips,,, well fish and mash, anything else?
Customer: LOL. No that's all.
Me: Eighteen fifty please.
Customer: Thanks.