ディスカウントしてもらいたいお客さん

(At the till)

Me: May I help you?
Customer: Yes, well,,, I have a seniors card. Do I get a discount? 
Me: I'm sorry we don't offer a senior discount.
Customer: Ahh noooo. Are you sure?
Me: Unfortunately we don't discount for seniors.
Customer: That's not good for a restaurant. Hmmmm I can't eat a big meal do you have smaller meals?.
Me: I'm sorry most of our food is standard size, but we have some kids meals. You might find kids meals are just the right size for you.
Customer: Oh, ok. Do you have kids fish and chips?
Me: Yes we have.
Customer: How much is it?
Me: It's seven dollers.
Customer: How much fish does that come with?
Me: Only one. But it comes with chips and salad.
Customer: How big?
Me: Around this size. (showing the size with hand gestures.)
Customer: Ahh ok. does it have any bones?
Me: No it doesn't have bones. It's barramundi and deep fried.
Customer: Sounds ok. I'll have it. (handing over seven dollers.)
Me: Thank you. This is your number thirty six.
Customer: Oh, lucky number same as my age.
Me: Ok ha ha.
Customer: Ha ha ha ha. See you later. :D
Me: Thank you. See you later. :D