コーヒーの注文いろいろ

Me: Hello, how are you? What would you like?
Customer: Do you have skim milk?
Me: Yes we have.
Customer: That's good. Can I have a skim milk decaf cappuccino?
Me: Sure, no worries.

Me: Hello, how are you? What would you like?
Customer: Do you have coffee?
Me: Yes we do. What kind of coffee would you like?
Customer: What kind?? Coffee,,,. White coffee please.
Me: Which would you like to have? Cappuccino, flat white or latte?
Customer: Ohhh, ok, ok, ok. I understand. Can I have a latte please.
Me: Sure. No problem.

Me: Hello, how are you? What would you like?
Customer: Can I have a soy latte?
Me: Sorry, we are out of soy today.
Customer: Ahh noo. Ok, do you have skim milk?
Me: Yes we have.
Customer: Can I have a skim latte? Can you make extremely hot?
Me: Sure. No worries.

Me: Hello, how are you? What would you like?
Customer: Can I have a strong mugcchino?
Me: Of course you can.
Customer: Can you make more frothy?
Me: Sure. No worries.

Me: Hello, how are you? What would you like?
Customer: Can I have a cappuccino without chocolate top?
Me: Sure. No worries.

Me: Hello, how are you? What would you like?
Customer: Hmmmmmm.....
Me: Do you need help?
Customer: Hmmmmmm..... nnnNooo.
Me: ...
Customer: ...Can I have this? This, this.
Me: Short black?
Customer: Yes.
Me: Sure.

Me: Here is your short black.
Customer: .... (＠_＠;) ....

Customer: え～？これ？ちっちゃ～、、、。(That's small,,,)

Me: （￣□￣；）あっ、日本人の方でしたか？ (Ohh, are you Japanese?)

Customer: （＠д＠) えっ？日本人？(Wow. Japanese?)

Me: ショートブラックはエスプレッソと同じなんですよ～。(Short black is same as espresso.)

Customer:　あ～、そうだったんですか？ロングとショートだったからカップが大きいのと小さいのだと思いました～。
(Ah, I see. I thought "long" and "short" are "big size" or "small size".)

Me: 日本で普通に飲まれているコーヒーだとロングブラックになりますけど、ロングブラックの方がよかったですか？
( If you would like "coffee" than its the same as long black here. Do you want a long black? )

Customer: いいんですか？　じゃ～、すみませんけどロングブラックでお願いします。
(Really? Well, can I have a long black? Thank you.)

Me:　いいですよ。すぐ作り直しますね。(No worries. I'll make your coffee right away.)